That means it will be a Cassie day for everyone!
We will rise when we have slept enough
and we will play until we’re tired and need to sleep again
or until we’re hungry and need a snack,
whichever comes first.
Furthermore, our beloved monarch, Grandma Coco,
in her infinite wisdom, has declared the following:
There will be no fireworks,
because that’s just a complete waste of money
and scary for the kitties.
No crowds, because that’s just a pain.
And no visiting dignitaries,
because, frankly, who needs ‘em when we have Cassie?
|Fascinators are optional|
There will also be, as usual, full maid service
and universal health care for all!